Well, That Was An Interesting Deadline.

Just Adding This to the Haters Gonna Hate Scrapbook

Trying to Get My Hands on Some Grants Like Jerami

The 2014 Sixers As Run the Jewels 2 Songs

I’ve decided to assign a song from Run the Jewels 2 to each player on the Philadelphia 76ers. This is going to be one of those indie pop culture articles that like four people are going to get. That’s cool though because those four people are probably awesome and I would like to be their friend. It also gave me another excuse to listen to RTJ2, as if it wasn’t bumping constantly in the Prius already.

If you don’t know already, the Philadelphia 76ers are in the middle of a rebuild. They are really bad at basketball. I love them.

If you don’t know about EL-P and Killer Mike’s Run the Jewels 2, then you should go download it now. It’s free. It’s dope. It’ll also make you want to bodyslam anything in your way so be careful.

So here is goes. Songs in order:

1. JEOPARDY — Tony Wroten and MCW

Oh man, they really go hard on this first song. No one in the history of the world has ever said, “I’m finna bang this bitch the fuck out!” and then just rolled over and shown their bitch side.

Mission Statement

Watching the homie Dario in Spain #Alwaysmad #Philly pic.twitter.com/bGG6LviSgv
— Joel-Hans Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) September 3, 2014